Waltzing Mechanics

Chicago's Home for Documentary Theatre

Riding with Elaine Small

We asked EL Stories XII cast member Elaine Small to take the famous Pivot questionnaire.  Join her aboard our train every Saturday night at 11 p.m. through November 23rd.  Tickets at http://www.greenhousetheater.org/index.php/el-stories

1. What is your favorite word?
Diminutive.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Turd.
3. What turns you on?
A good sense of humor.
4. What turns you off?
Bad teeth and people who wear crocs.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of kind words.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Loud sneezes.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Betch. My favorite curse phrase is, "I'm gonna betch slap you, shetbag."
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Animal Ambassador for the ASPCA.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Politician.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hey girl, you did pretty good down there." (I'd also like for him to refer to me as a Glamazon, if at all possible)

 

ELAINE SMALL makes her Chicago debut in EL Stories after moving here from Los Angeles. While in L.A., she acted at Whitefire Theatre and in a commercial for University Medical. Prior to living in California, Elaine went to Illinois State University where she majored in acting and was fortunate to be cast in such roles as Linda in Talk Radio and Moretta in The Rover. Special thanks to the Waltzing Mechanics for bringing her back to the acting scene and to her family, friends, Lee, and her pooch, Stella, for all the love and support.