Waltzing Mechanics

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Riding with Kevin Lambert

We asked EL Stories XIV cast member Kevin Lambert to take the famous Pivot questionnaire.  Join him aboard our train every Saturday night at 11 p.m. through March 29th.  Tickets at http://greenhousetheater.org/portfolio/el-stories/

1. What is your favorite word?
Poop.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Deceased.
3. What turns you on?
My wife laughing so hard she can't breathe.
4. What turns you off?
Turning your back on people on who need help.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Robust laughter.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
An over talkative coworker's voice.  He sits five cubes away and speaks more than the radio.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Shit.  It goes great on its own or as a compound word.  I'm also a fan of using non-profanity as profanity.  Sometimes I say, "oh, snickerdoodles."
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
College Guidance Counselor.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Mortician.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I'm proud of you.  Come on in, several people have been waiting for you."

 

KEVIN LAMBERT is thrilled to make his EL Stories debut.  He is a company member with Ka-Tet Theatre where he serves as their Company Coordinator and an ensemble member with The Ruckus.  Recent credits include Salt of the Earth, Fuddy Meers, and Lydie Breeze with Ka-Tet, and Little Triggers with The Ruckus.  He has also written a play about the scheming and backstage antics at a dinner theatre with jousting, a feast, and tons of over priced merchandise. And finally, he would like to thank his wonderful wife for her laughter when things aren't funny, her support when it's unearned, and her love when he doesn't deserve it.